Quirky Art Buff Mugs

'It's the poor paint I feel sorry for!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

(Camel paintings)

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

bird interprets modern art

"Say hello to my little friend."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

'Pray for me.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

A Tumble Cow

Egyptian Football

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."