Quirky Art Buff Mugs

'It's the poor paint I feel sorry for!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"Cat box"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Say hello to my little friend."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

bird interprets modern art

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"She's a miniature."

Large, wrinkly

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

'Pray for me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Texturing the Walls

A Tumble Cow

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Egyptian Football