Quirky Architecture Admirers Mugs

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

Hollywood Sign Developers

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"She's a miniature."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Doubledecker bus stop

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Under New Mismanagement

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Shoe house.

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

New around here?

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

Arrow Church

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Family Portrait

Table Tennis ball-boys

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'Funny place to put an esculator.'

All British Space Mission

"We have some architects in our colony."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

"Boy, I have such a bad hangover! The guy I stung last night was drunk..."

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

'I forgot to close the door?...Seriously? Who puts a door on a hole?'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'