Quirky Anatomists Pillows

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Dog forced to return bone

'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

Body Systems

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'We don't know what this is called'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Quick! 5-second rule!

The Juggler vein.

"Anatomy of a cat"

"Sofia, right? You hung out in the back of Professor Dillof’s anatomy lectures."

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Ok, let's go over this one more time, 'The Leg Bone's Connected To The. . .'"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'Let's see now...'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

You Are Here

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'Very funny!'

"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating from endocrine system or the nervous system? I always get those two mixed up."

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.