Quirky Accommodation Seekers Prints

'Bed & Bagel'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Not to mention the park view."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Cow Pilot.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

The Snowpire

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

'She seems to like this spot.'

'Hard left, Doctor-hard left! Don't go and land it in 2020!

Asian Travel: 'Absolutely do NOT book anyplace without a western toilet!'

Bikini Between Buildings

The little old lady who lived in a vacuum.

Man riding a pig

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

Balcony extension with sunbathers

The Movers Strip - Airport at the end of the garden.

"Why don't I have a psychiatrist's couch? Funny, my psychiatrist asked me the same thing."

As you can see, it's prime real-estate: Within walking distance of the sewerage-outlet...

Optical illusions.

Man lying on a bed of nails uses hedgehog as a pillow.