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Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Two men in barber shop

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

An afterthought/An afrothought

"Got outta jury duty!"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Trump dries his hair with hot air

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

The Fashions for the Coming Season

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Boris Johnson.

'Wow - no wonder you get the birds!'

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

"I know it's more practical Rapunzel, but I'm not so sure the perm really suits you."

A life after politics...

Zac Efron - actor