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Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Nice haircut."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Two men in barber shop

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

An afterthought/An afrothought

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Got outta jury duty!"

Amino acid. Shampoo with amino acid, I said, not battery acid.

'Nothing about my new hair-do, yet you were first to notice the pimple on the bridge of her nose had gone!'

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

'I could run some tests, but in my professional opinion you've got Salt Lake City on your mind.'

So, what disturbing topic would you like to talk about today, Al? How about your new combover, Doctor?

The Fashions for the Coming Season

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Trump dries his hair with hot air

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

Friendly sports arguments with barbers.

Zac Efron - actor

A life after politics...

Hair stylist images his work as butterfly, customer sees caterpillar.

"I know it's more practical Rapunzel, but I'm not so sure the perm really suits you."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

'It isn't every day that a client gives me a free hand to be creative.'

How's my driving? Do you like the color of my cab? What do think of my t-shirt? Should I get a haircut? Grow it out?

Boris Johnson.

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.