Quirk Explorer Gifts

'Not suffering from OCD, touch wood, touch wood..'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

"I might be awhile - I'm the only one in a small shop and I can't leave without buying something until another customer comes in."

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Real Estate Personals

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

The first transatlantic communication.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

What's Their Secret?

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

Unnatural History Museum

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

The Hollowdays.

"I see you've brought your own bag."