Quintessential Gambler Prints

He dropped ten quid.

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Dog in casino.

Post Game Day Betting.

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'd get out of the volatile, capricious, irritating stock market. . . but I might miss out on further gains."

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'I thought she'd never leave.'

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

Bartender: 'Take it from me buddy,stay clear of that one.She's only interested in your money.'

Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope

'Look at the bright side, it's better to have loved money and lost than never to have invested at all.'

'I know it's a long shot but wouldn't it be worth hanging on until after the wednesday lottery draw?'

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

I was dead lucky at the races yesterday, I forgot my wallet at home!

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

'I'm glad there's finally a good place to go for online poker.'

'What number is the hymn 'All things bright and beautiful'?'

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

'I chose the jockeys wearing the prettiest colours and I'm doing better than him!'

Gambling in Heaven - Losing your halo.