Quilting Enthusiast Mugs

"I really wouldn't worry. The person performing your operation is one of the country's finest quilters."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I quilt therefore I am

Hush puppy.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Crotchet

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Quilt fanatic

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.

Quilting Bee.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

James Boswell

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

Quill

Go away

"Is something bothering you?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

Make do and mend

"If you get chilly, use that crazy quilt."

A second life for Grandma's quilt.