Quill-wielding Conservationist T-Shirts

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"Do me next."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Beaver tower

Quills - Sizes 1-9

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

Zoo animals.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Green Peace'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Save the termites.

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Hope...

Endangered Species.