Quill-wielding Conservationist T-Shirts

"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Do me next."

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

The melting polar ice caps

Igloo for birds.

Climate Change

Zoo animals.

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Green Peace'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Save the termites.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Endangered Species.

Hope...

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"Plastic?"