Quieter Is Better Fan Prints

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Sheep In Curlers

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Relax.

Snake with headphones.

Barber shop quartet

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Flautist

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Cherub string quartets

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Do you mind?"

An old lady complementing a curate on his speaking skills

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

Scarecrow Goalie

'He walks like a man with a porpoise.'

When mime artists travel to work.

The goal posts need to be moved to net zero

A man with a cactus hat

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

Charmed, I'm sure.

'You're the first page 3 girl I've met today.'