Quiet Time Defender Mugs

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Noise Pollution

Book Me!

She required plenty of personal space.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Cyber Dream

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"I've got him on vibrate."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Introvert Career Faire.

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

"I love our comfortable silences."

Stress Relief - Knock Quietly.

Tai Chi