Quiet Pet Admirer Prints

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: ...Because it's quiet and doesn't eat much.

"I hate it when we fight."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Your animal companionship is here!"

"It's a good boy!"

Puppy.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Labradoodle"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'Well, was the news good today?'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"She's a weiner cat."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

"The interview went well, until the CEO question. Apparently, CEO is not the name of a 90s rock group."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

Christmas Puppy Bow