Quiet Contemplation Appreciator Mugs

The John Cage Carollers

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That party went well.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Cyber Dream

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

'I'm Bored'

Amongst the rush.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

Computer with moon screensaver

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

'I think I've got it.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"My mind is especially empty today."

Footprints on Island.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

Prayers For Agnostics

"A perfectly working medical alert button! ...But no one ever heard it!"

"Hmm...I don't like it - it's too quiet..."