Quicksand Thrill-seekers Pillows

'Talk about rough courses!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Scuba Diving Devil

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

Playing for the jackpot, Wally picks up a nervous tick.

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

HELP WANTED - man in quicksand

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

Bear skiing.

Jumping in the deep end.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

Emergency Brake

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and forgot the freaking sleds.'

Action Collaging

"The thing you have to know about quicksand is the faster you shake the shaker the faster you sink,"

"Try to take more part in sport, but not bungee jumping or hang gliding."

Dancers caught in quick sand.

Look before you leap.

'Help me, help me!'

"Thank God for the elephant."

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'I knew we shouldn't have gone out walking in a thunderstorm!'

'I don't want to tell you how to play your game, Dave. But now might be a good time to concede.'