Quick Thinker Mugs

Run. Freeze. Run again! Turn around. Run! No, freeze!

"On the contrary, Hank, I believe that in some cases, slapping a band-aid on a problem is a VERY effective solution!"

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Working with Hahnium, which has a half-life of 35 seconds.

Recording. You need to talk faster. We only have sixty seconds to record the side effects for this pharmaceutical commercial.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Think fast!

"That was quick. Did you even bother to read his note?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Paramedic running after dropped stretcher.

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

The Map of the human brain

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

View to the Future

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Crap from the future.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'