Quiche Enthusiasts Prints

At 'The Quiche Truck Stop' there are restrooms labeled 'Women,' 'Men,' and 'Real Men.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Give quiche a chance!

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'What have you got?'

'Two plates of regurgitated worms?'

Served "giant claw" style.

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

Robinson le Creusot

"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"