Queue Haters Mugs

"Is this hell, or is this the line for hell?"

"You know I hate queues, let's wait for the next one."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

The First Commuters

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

TSA Lines

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Time-Off Coupons

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Sandwich Bar.

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Three people waiting in a queue.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"It was heaven before this."

"I'm going to try and get an outpatients appointment, I may be some time!"

Stand in the Q.

Express queue at Lapland.