Queue Dodgers Prints

Having shrewdly camouflaged themselves, the Glubermans found a way to avoid long lines at Disney world.

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Gentlemen, I'm off to join the circus

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"You should have been here at eight!"

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'