Queue Aficionado Mugs

"Pecking order's not what it used to be."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

The interminable!

The First Commuters

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Sandwich Bar.

"Trust me – This is some of the best rest you could ever get."

Three people waiting in a queue.

Post office - Even Pension Day was the same. Dorian, was always asked to produce his birth certificate.

Express queue at Lapland.

Stand in the Q.

'We're not actually full, we just keep a line outside to make the place look good...'

Man wetting himself in a toilet queue.

'So close! If only you hasn't cut in line here!'

'Who's next'

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"Can you hold my place in line while I run off to live the life I always wanted?"

'There's a queue here, Pal.' 'Aye! Get thee behind me, Satan.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

"Ere, I was here first!"

Hey, little buddy. How's it going in there? You fall in? Occupied! I know it's occupied, little buddy. We all know. It's been occupied for 30 minutes. There's a long line out here. I said "occupied!" When a person says "occupied" from in here, that's supposed to buy another 10 minutes at least. "Occupied" is not a magic word, little buddy. Inhabited! That neither. We're all still here.

"Hey, no pushing!!"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'Next time?'