Questioner Of Capabilities Mugs

"Philip has questioned my stewardship."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Do Guns Kill?

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Multi-Species Employment Agency. Did you hire the octopus for that job opening? Yeah, but I did interview other applicants. The frog was a strong candidate ... I'm flexible on location -- I'm an amphibian! The whale seemed to be hiding something. The gap in my resume? Uh ... I was beached for a while. And the pig wasn't smart. I see "USDA Approved" on your resume --- I don't think you understand what that means. The octopus got the job because he was a great multitasker!

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

Lost and Profound.

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Are You a True American Patriot?

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Religion, This End Up

Life is About Learning

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

God hounded by the media.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

Berkeley Webcams

'Cryonics Kit'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

'I didn't say I majored in business administration - I said I took business administration.'

Question Authority. But don't be too picky about the answers.

"And where did you come from?"

"I need to find out if I'm working to live or just living to work. Pull together the numbers that make sense out of it all."

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"