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"You're dating a man now? Who am I going to get to be my lesbian couple?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Shakespeare was bisexual

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Fabulous civil union cake.

'Psst, Noah - there's a rumour going round that the dodos are gay.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

'...like a nappy in the wind...'

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

PRIDE!

Psyche Delia

Dog hides eyes as car turns into vet clinic.

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

"Ninety days, catnip-free. I couldn't have done it without you."

"I guess "heterosexual backwoodsmen" doesn't have the same ring to it."