Quarantine Survivors T-Shirts

'This one is for spending 21 days in quarantine after returning from Africa.'

"He's nice, but not having to self isolate with nice!"

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Nonsense Poem

Unicorn Working From Home

Covid and Restarting School

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sheltering in place.

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic