Quarantine Quipster Prints

'The patient in the next bed is highly infectious. Thank God for these curtains.'

Toilet Paper Hill

"Apart from the abject horrow, I'm actually enjoying this."

Do You Feel Lucky?

Comicron

2020 vs. 2023

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

Refresher course

Dog barks into his elbow

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I was hoping this place would have a travel ban in place."

"Behave sensibly!"

"He's still suffering from a little post lockdown proximity anxiety."

Xmas Labour Shortage

The Corona Family

"This isn't as fun as I remembered!"

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Nonsense Poem

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Lost Season

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Happy Brithday

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

Coronavirus

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

I break for toilet paper

The quarantine self cut.