Quarantine Art Gifts

Art in Pandemic Time

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

"As you've arrived from outside Mars airspace, you'll need to quarantine for ten days..."

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

Mask cosmetics

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

Crocheting during lockdown

Social Distancing

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Antisocial Distancing

God and Adam implement social distancing

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

My Covid passport

"Melting clocks are too boring, these days I just paint real life."

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

"I feel icky...oh, so icky"

"What does 'post-Christmas' mean?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

EASTER 2020

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"The Corona Diaries"

Coronavirus

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."