Quantum Questioners Prints

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Is there a God? God knows...'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

Time Travel Research Lab

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"