Quantum Poser Prints

Schrodinger's cow

Yoga classes door.

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"I'm catching up on my inertia."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

The Quantum Mechanic...

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

Which came first - the chicken or the egotist?

Lady mimics The Scream.

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The First Art Critic

"Schrödinger's other cat"

Yoga

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"I'm going to throw this contract out the window, hargraves. Bring it back to me and make sure someone's signature is on it."

Schr?dinger's cat playing Scrabble.

Surgery.

Very Advanced Yoga

Everest summit queue...

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

Whatever

Quark soup

"You have Tech-neck."

Selfie

'Every second, billions of neutrinos pass through our bodies...of course they'll take longer to pass through yours, dear.'