Quantum Cheese Connoisseur Mugs

String Cheese Theory

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Cheese

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

The Physiciatrist...

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Running of the Brie

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

The worm that churned!

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cheese Pile

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Cheese Secret