Quantitative Research T-Shirts

"...and this one deals with the accuracy of the others."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Our war is against cancer."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Do your research!

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Scientists are sexy

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'