Quality Control Inspector Prints

Quality Control

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Rust test in progress.

Honest John's car sales

Factory line cow giving into temptation

Bananas - "I had to let the new lad go - he kept chuckin out the bent ones."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Worker at the Ace Dunce Cap Corporation.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Anybody got a pen that works?"

'What a coincidence. I not only work for that company, I also inspected your underwear.'

'Don't blame yourself, sir; it was inevitable.'

Grade 'A' Grass.

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Er, Jim have you seen my Wallet? I think I might have put it down somewhere?'

"Yeah, that one's funny, too. Next."

'I'm afraid we have to let you go, Carl, you're just an accident waiting to happen.'

At the ball of string quality control department.

'I work for the Consumer Protection Agency...'

Quality Control at The Comedy Works

Factory Rejects Inc.

Quality Control

Quality Control

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Satis Factory Tour

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It floated. I want my money back."