Quaint Inns Enthusiast Prints

Man dining in Greenwich

Club Antisocial

Snow Devil

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

"Here’s the thermostat. Like all hotel thermostats, it’s just for show."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'I really felt at home there. The food was awful!'

The Lesser Pyramids

'Room service? Please send up some fish oil.'

Room service.

Sparrow Hilton

'What's the night life-like?

"I'd like to leave a wake up call for, . ... OHH ..., April."

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

'We only have rooms with real teeth left!'

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.

happy bellboy carrying suitcases

"I'm so tired I can't think straight. Give me a room that's idiot-proof."

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Chamber Pot - En Suite

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"These mid-winter thaws are such a tease."

The British Society of Campanology...

"Is that the corporate rate?"

Free Range Cow

Mountain Weather

Motel Check-In. Would you like a wake-up call?

Agatha Christie slept in this room... or was it room 17?

Guest Houses.