Quaint Escape Artist T-Shirts

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Chairmen of the Bored

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Crib Escape

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"