Pyramid Building Prints

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Writer's block?"

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

IMHOtep

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

"It's a fixer upper."

"Those knuckleheads!"

Playing Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"OK, who's the joker?"

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid Graffiti

Ancient Egyptian Curser

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.