Puzzle Editor Pillows

Puzzle editor with a maze to his desk.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Light Bulb Moment

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

The Salmon Run

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"