Putt-putt Fan Prints

'Have you found any golf balls in there.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

Easter bunny Island.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Knight Vision

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'Maybe you should try flowers?'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

The Joust

Weak Knights

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Parking validation

"I wish you wouldn't keep bringing your work home with you, dear."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Taking selfies at the kelpies

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

"Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?"

Cleaner and sculpture

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.