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"So what if he paid a classmate to do his homework – it was his own allowance."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

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A boy and his spin patrol.

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Mobile phone damage to children.

"In regards to my son's education I am a firm believer in 'Laissez-Faire'."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Pardon me, but I couldn’t help noticing how well-behaved your children are. May I ask which medications they’re on?"

"Podca-a-a-a-a-a-ast!!!"

'My dad was a workaholic...' 'Mine was a drunken stumbblebum.'

Poker Moms

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

Are you calling 911?!

'No, I haven't heard that the FDA has taken broccoli off the market.'

'My teacher gives me a note to take home to my mother almost every day. I think they're pen pals.'

"Jimmy has helicoptor parents."

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'Yes, but the ideological notion that striking a child isn't justified under any circumstances contradicts thousands of years of parenting experience.'

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

"I miss helicopter parenting."

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

'Junior's been bullied ...'

'Why can't my mother be more like my grandmother?'

'Typical new dad: the kid's still a maggot - barely able to squirm - but Dewey's already brought him a regulation size football.'

"It's not the kids I hate. It's the parents for having them."

'Don't you think that kid's a little old to still be sucking on a bottle?'

"They shouldn't show all this sex on TV. Kids will learn from it. "

'I'm not sure that this degree of competition is entirely healthy.'

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

'Mum-I need a solicitor!'