Purrplexed Speaker Mugs

"You fear saying something stupid. In layman's terms, cat's got your tongue."

They hated me.

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Jazz is Invented

"The Just Me Band"

Timpani.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'And in conclusion.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

I love Marimba

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"The guy's a natural!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"I'm going to be a lawyer so I'll be arguing both sides."

Whack a Marimba

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

Levon Helm

Candles on Drum

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

The Triangle

'I play it to kill time.'

Geography is still fascinating, thought Bob.