Purrfessor Of Paws Prints

Hybrid Cat Breeds

Police Feline Unit

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Canine Companion

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog training

"That's just not the real me."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Love.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Grammarian.

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

'Now I really am sick.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

What they're thinking.

Descartes' dog.

"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Discipline at Doggy School

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"