Purrfection Seeker Mugs

Nature abhors an empty box.

Police Feline Unit

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Cats

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat Lover's Leap.

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Probability - if you have 5 cats, 4 will be asleep.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'Now I really am sick.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'We know you have a cat...'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"Stock photo, right?"

"By the time I knocked all the rough edges off I had nothing left."

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Cat Lady

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"