Purr Therapist Prints

Who am I kidding?

"I can't tell whether my cat is happy or sad."

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

Meowlzebub

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

Living with a cataholic.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

Cat Burglar.

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Don't you just love that new cat smell?"

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"A kitten for your thoughts."

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Re-home Sweet Home

"You resume states, 'My only good quality is I purr'. Could you go into that a little more?"

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

"Love you!"

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Long-range planning

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

Christmas Presents for the Cat

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"