Purpose Explorer Gifts

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"A little help, please."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Sunbathing in the park

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"