Purpose Explorer Gifts

'It seems that you lack a sense of direction. I'll send you a better map.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"A little help, please."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Sunbathing in the park

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Do you have an appointment?"

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'