Purist Prints

100% natural baseball. No fake grass, metal bats, steroids, human growth hormones, ephedrine, creatine, or other artificial ingredients.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

'The Garrett Club'

A portrait of an early modern woman

The smokiness of this overpowers my palate --- I'd like some bacon with more subtle flavors. A swine snob.

Homerphobia

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'