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"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

'My first name is 'sit' and my last name is 'stay'.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm having him fixed next week.'

Frankly, I didn't know you were allowed to do that any more.

"Pick me!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Obedience School Graduation

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Fashion Week"

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

Australian Mobile Bar

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."