'To woof or not to woof...'
Puppy Poet T-Shirts
Dress up their creative expression with puppy poet-themed t-shirts—fun, stylish, and full of poetic charm. A wearable tribute to their love for dogs and poetry.
"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'
Talking Dog.
"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."
"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."
Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.
Literate Dogs.
'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'
K9 Litterati.
'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain
Pavlov's Dream.
"I can only tell you what's in your future - it's up to you to chase it."
Pet Cemetery.
'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'
"Talking's ok but to me walking on your hind legs is simply taking anthropomorphism a bit too far."
"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"
"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"
Will act like an idiot for food.
...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.
Discipline at Doggy School
"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."
Doggy Peer Pressure
"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."
'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'
A dog sits at her typwriter
Books for dogs dealing with life issues.
You read the instructions upside down.
BOWZ, poetry reading...'Neither good doggie, nor bad dog be...'
Puppy Poet T-Shirts Collection
Puppy Poet Mugs
Explore our collection of puppy poet mugs—perfect for inspiring creativity and enjoying a warm drink with a poetic pup by your side.
Puppy Poet Pillows
Snuggle up with our puppy poet pillows—smart, comfy, and full of poetic charm, ideal for any dog-loving poetry enthusiast.
Puppy Poet Prints
Enhance their space with puppy poet prints—artworks that bring a touch of whimsy and inspiration for any creative dog lover.