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Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'I found him on the internet.'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Jogging...

"You've already been for a walk."

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Heel! Pass it on."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"It's nice to be wanted."