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'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

A man and his dog

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"It's a good boy!"

"You've already been for a walk."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Heel! Pass it on."

Desk shaped like an office block.

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Jogging...