Puppy Eye Master Mugs

"Whenever you show your sad puppy eyes, you get whatever you want. Can you show me your technique?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"How about a hand."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'