Puppy Drivers Club T-Shirts

A dog driving a car

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Another slander suit!"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"Better move over Earl seein' as you never graduated 4th grade."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'Which license do you wish to see?'

"I'm nostalgic for the print media."

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"My last dog always too a right there."

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

Poo Bags

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

'Look on the bright side. It adds a cool echo effect to your bark.'

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

Both love chasing tail.

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu