Puppy Debut Crowd Mugs

How Dogs Are Born

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Talking Dog.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

New Year's Eve party for dogs

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Who's best friend are you?'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

"Close-order drill! Everybody fall in!"

Pavlov's Dream.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

"Loyalty is a quality that people have lost, but dogs have kept."

Will act like an idiot for food.

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"