Puppet Maker Prints

'But you can't be a real boy, Pinocchio... you were made with artificial sperm.'

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"How about a hand."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Finger puppets in church.