Puppet Collectors Mugs

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

Ventriloquist Grave

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'