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Punch and Judy.

A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Ventriloquist Grave

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Pubertry

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

Writer Puppet

"It's not easy being green…"

"She said don't forget the straw."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'